Your honour, I’m a freak bitch… I just bloody love ‘WAP’.
This blog post is a dedication to the best song of 2020. There I said it. Cardi B and Megan Thee Stalion’s tune is an absolute banger, and feminist masterpiece. in this blog post I rant – sorry – I mean *write* about why being female in the world we live in is bloody awful. And also why WAP is so empowering for us ladies. Spoiler: women like sex too, shocker. … More An Ode to WAP
In some ways, becoming a writer was inevitable for me… … More My Long Term Relationship with Writing
Ridiculous quarantine activities with me, Amber Middleton! Here I aim to drink 14 pints of tea … More Can I drink 14 pints of tea?
I was going to title this; “how to live in a confined space with a smelly boy” but that sounded like I was living in a mens prison… As you may know, I live with my boyfriend in a tiny little studio flat, or ‘crack den’ in central Brighton. I love him and love living … More Living in a Tiny Space with a Significant Other
There are many many many many many (many many many many many many many maaaaaaaany) shit bits when it comes to bar work. And it’s hardly surprising: you’re working with drunk idiots. It’s the same whether you work in a little old man’s pub; a club, a student bar… There are ALWAYS funny stories to tell, as the … More Tales of a Barmaid – part 2
If you’re thinking, “when will this bloody woman stop talking about sustainable fashion and all that shite?” Then the answer is NEVER. The week just gone has been Fashion Revolution Week, during which was the anniversary of the Rana Plaza factory collapse (which happened on 24th April 2013). The week aims to encourage people to … More Fashion Revolution Week
It’s time to get real people. I haven’t been blogging as regularly as I would have liked recently, however that does not mean I haven’t been writing and thinking and creating and doing even more thinking (I’m a big thinker), which I will get into in a minute. I’ve had a confusing few months of … More Am I a Writer now?
(No I am not fucking joking). Remember when I said I wanted to try new things in 2019? Well it’s 5.20am in the middle of January and I have just left a strip club. Yes, a strip club… Me… A very awkward person. A person who on top of being awkward, isn’t really into the … More REVIEW: A STRIP CLUB
Just to be clear, I say ‘surviving Amsterdam’ coming from the perspective of someone who almost did not survive Amsterdam. *suspenseful music* Nah I’m kidding (ish), ya gal went to Amsterdam, so I thought I’d write a little guide for those thinking of going to Amsterdam, or going and in need of a little advice … More The Gallivanting Guide to Surviving Amsterdam
So a while ago (almost 3 months ago exactly) I wrote a ranty post about the implant. And hormones. And the general aggro that goes with being a woman on contraception. (see here if you haven’t already read it…or if you want to reread it… I just reread it… It’s very angry). So I thought … More My Implant Still Sucks