Your honour, I’m a freak bitch… I just bloody love ‘WAP’.
This blog post is a dedication to the best song of 2020. There I said it. Cardi B and Megan Thee Stalion’s tune is an absolute banger, and feminist masterpiece. in this blog post I rant – sorry – I mean *write* about why being female in the world we live in is bloody awful. And also why WAP is so empowering for us ladies. Spoiler: women like sex too, shocker.
In some ways, becoming a writer was inevitable for me…
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